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Preface

"Football Is A Modern Form Of The Roman Gladiatorial Spectacle. It Provides Our Citizens With An Outlet For Bloodlust. On A Wider Scale, It Is Similar To That Other 'Sport' Many Of Us Call WWF on Ice." - Anonymous.

This Primer is specifically aimed at the Living Room Fan. Stadium Goers are a Special Breed. They are insane enough to spend at least three hours in a cold, wet drizzle and generally cannot see the intricacies of the Game anyway. That's because most of the Stadium Seats are 200 feet or more from the Field Of Play. And, most importantly, the Stadium Instant Replay is not accompanied by the "Expert" commentary available to the TV Fan.

NOTE: To avoid a Headslap and/or a Forearm In The Mouth due to this somewhat controversial approach, the Author has depicted two mythical teams... The Dinosaurs and the Kangaroos.